Do you not like olives? Is that it? Olives are a dealbreaker for some people.
[ people not being interested in her sexually and or cuddle-wise continues to be a confusing experience. which is why she doesn't really understand it's weird to ask someone why they did not swipe yes. ]
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Whoa. I'm human and I'm plenty of fun. Not boring at all.
[ she leans back into his touch. ] Mmmhm, That's true. I'm only here because we made a deal and I always keep my word.
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[His hand moved up, working to undo her coat as he continued to nuzzle her.]
I like hearing that. There's a few things I like hearing from you.
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I am now
you're a bit of a flirt ain't ya? [ Eggsy likes that. ]
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For the record :)
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how handy are you?
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I've been told I'm very good with my hands.
[He had to resist a "touched by an angel" joke.]
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what a coincidence
i also like running
maybe if you catch me i'll let you in on how good i am with my hands ;)
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Now that's an interesting proposal. ;) Does it count if you lap me and I happen to catch you?
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Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist? I don't even know where to start.
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id like 2 think im pretty good w my hands 😉
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oh? well there's only one way to know for sure and I'd be happy to give you my expert opinion.
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do you want to play this out here or do we put up a log or handwave or... ?
lets do a log!
do you have somewhere i could fling him, or do we set one up?
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Hey, handsome. I like your beard.
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we're all trash here tbh
at least we're not alone
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[ Good with his hands? You bet. The beach? Not so much. ]
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Do you not like olives? Is that it? Olives are a dealbreaker for some people.
[ people not being interested in her sexually and or cuddle-wise continues to be a confusing experience. which is why she doesn't really understand it's weird to ask someone why they did not swipe yes. ]
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apologies for the lateness of this reply! ;;
no worries!
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Is the inclusion of the olives to establish which half of the olive theory you'd be?
( because they totally still have how i met your mother in a post apocalyptic society right? right?? )
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Depends. What's the olive theory?
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what's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this?
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i hate olives. we are enemies now
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If I eat all the olives then there are no olives for you to hate. I'm basically your own personal hero.
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So. Yeah.
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So it wasn't just me.
I didn't know if it would be weird to say something.
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ooc
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You are
so pretty
I just wanted you to know that
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Thank you! You're gorgeous, too.
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I'm very good with my hands and I live on the beach.
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In a house or in a tent?
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