I'll welcome any pointers because I could totally use more fun in my life right now.
Yeah, no problem. I wish we could've done more, though.
[They kind of hadn't managed a lot other than telling people how to kill wendigos instead of getting killed by them, which... Certainly didn't do the people who turned into wendigos any good.]
Well Fear could have also not turned us into cannibals but here we are. It was one of my favorite foods from home, did you know that? It was intentional.
[Or at least a light-hearted distraction. A post calling all blonds in the horrible death cave to see if they've had more fun than the rest of the people would be so ridiculous people might actually laugh.
And good, score. Morbid jokes have been coming to him a lot better than any other sort lately, not that that's probably a surprise.]
Oh, it was like, something specifically you liked? Man, that's messed up.
[Serious dick move, Fear. More than all the rest of it already was.]
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Yeah, no problem. I wish we could've done more, though.
[They kind of hadn't managed a lot other than telling people how to kill wendigos instead of getting killed by them, which... Certainly didn't do the people who turned into wendigos any good.]
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Well Fear could have also not turned us into cannibals but here we are. It was one of my favorite foods from home, did you know that? It was intentional.
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[Whoever they are. There's maybe two others Chris can think of and he's pretty sure they haven't had any fun either.]
What, meat or humans specifically?
[He can't tell through text if she left it ambiguous as a joke or accidentally, so hopefully his question covers both bases.]
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That actually sounds like it could be fun.
[ or a sad party. if there's alcohol involved she's for it either way. ]
HAHA [ that was dark, Chris. she loved it. ] Regular meat!!! It was these little meat pies from home. I thought it would be lamb
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[Or at least a light-hearted distraction. A post calling all blonds in the horrible death cave to see if they've had more fun than the rest of the people would be so ridiculous people might actually laugh.
And good, score. Morbid jokes have been coming to him a lot better than any other sort lately, not that that's probably a surprise.]
Oh, it was like, something specifically you liked? Man, that's messed up.
[Serious dick move, Fear. More than all the rest of it already was.]
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Let's do it. At the very least it might make some non-blondes mad and I could use that kind of distraction. [ she's a dick, oh well. ]
Yeah. It was stupid of me to think food from home would show up. I should have known.
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[Since he's only ever posted in a crisis. A post about blondes will thankfully break that trend.]
It wasn't stupid. There's no way anyone could've known it wasn't just Hope trying to, you know. Make us feel hopeful.
Though he kind of sucks at that.