[ he can definitely hear it which is probably why he starts to laugh for a good few seconds. ] Says the woman who on more than one occasion has tried to steal my pants because and I quote "I deserve these pants more than you, your butt doesn't even need them." Or am I misremembering that? We are getting up in those years.

[ not even thirty and he's making that joke. ] I kind of care, it happened right as I was getting here, or a few hours ago. You try agreeing to what they asked and being excited and then blackout. [ fake misery, not a good sound coming from him. ] I'll regret this later when I'm feeling like a stuffed pig, but both, I think.